Saturday, February 13, 2010

The Promise, DJ Joetry remix

"To the fans and everybody in Inn Crowd Nation, I'm sorry.  I'm extremely sorry.

We were hoping for an undefeated season.  That was my goal.  Also, it's the only way to play in Crisler and get those damn shirts.


I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this.  You will never see a student in the entire University of Michigan work as hard to motivate himself to go to the gym more often the rest of the offseason.


You will never see someone call up James and Pat and Ryan and the Wills and Ashton and Matt to get them to come to the IM as often as I will the rest of the offseason.


You will never see a team play harder than we will next season.


Goddammit."


-Joe Stapleton
Sometime around 3pm today, 2010


In case you didn't recognize it, that is Tim Tebow's speech from the year Florida won its last title remixed Inn Crowd style.  The speech is now immortalized by a plaque on campus. My speech is now immortalized by this blog on the internet.  I guess the only difference between Tim Tebow and Joe Stapleton now is that I'm probably a better NFL prospect than he is.


Inn Crowd Stay Strong

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